Three Words. Old. Man. Farts.

I couldn't make up this story if i wanted to. Today at Costco i was put on clothing. So i spent most of my day folding clothes crazy, rude, inconsiderate members unfold. This old man is walking through the clothes, and im minding my business folding when i smell the first sin. He has farted. Not just a little one, its the kind he probably wears diapers for. Its so gross. SOOOO GROSS. So i move to the other side of the table to wait until the stench clears out when BAM!! I smell another greaser from this guy. I mean, come on sir. If your farts smell that bad, go to the bathroom. We have those ya know. They smelled like death and lingered. ugh. I'm just grateful i got to leave after that, i was wondering how the man didn't stain hims pants.